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Batman Demotivational Poster

CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE BATMAN - It doesn't matter "who's there".

TAGS: batman dark knight
Rating: 3.49/5

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Sho - January 7, 2011, 4:14 pm
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 9:01 am
I see.
DreMagnum - October 12, 2009, 7:20 pm
um its spelled pwn3d
aesop's folly - October 12, 2009, 7:15 pm
i thought the word: pwned
Woody - June 17, 2009, 11:50 pm
classic..... they should put this in the hall of fame.
Erecrottod - April 29, 2009, 2:56 am
Didn't get it :-
Grizz - April 8, 2009, 3:33 pm
Now THATS a motifake... NICE ;D
Khatmonsuk - December 28, 2008, 12:33 pm
Just brilliant ;D.
Kung-Fu Devil - October 27, 2008, 9:47 am
This is my favourite one of all time. It's almost as if the faces are made for this motifake.
john doe - October 27, 2008, 6:06 am
wtf?????....wtf is this....wtf did i just read....yesh,to much thinking...hurting my brain.
Roamer - October 26, 2008, 3:58 pm
I'm not sure if Batman's being extremely stupid or extremely cunning. I'm left in a conundrum; kudos.

EVENING COMMUTE - No, This is not going to end well....

TAGS: batman darth vader end well
Rating: 4.71/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:24 am
steve1961 - March 5, 2013, 12:35 pm
Cool. Darth Vader is my favorite villain in the Star Trek universe.
trek - March 5, 2013, 11:04 am
Use the Force, Anakin. Use the Force

DOCTOR WHO IS BATMAN - Your argument is invalid.

TAGS: batman costume dr doctor who
Rating: 3.48/5

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Talisman - September 3, 2011, 11:38 am
Oh my god, that's freaking epic!

JEALOUSY - It takes advantage of the best of us

BATBEAR - Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Batbear!

TAGS: batbear batman wtf bears
Rating: 4.67/5

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falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 5:11 pm
Cubbybears new job!

UNICORN BATMAN. - Your Argument is invalid.

TAGS: batman unicorn epic win
Rating: 2.94/5

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fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 6:30 am
Definitely has that WTF factor :)

THE JOKER - Batman really, really, really hates him.

BATMAN WITH A GUN - Is like a hurricane arming itself with a tornado

TAGS: batman gun
Rating: 4.28/5

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Kyronic - July 26, 2012, 2:55 am
This was the original Batman. Back in Detective Comics, he carried a gun and didn't carry the morals he does now. They later changed him to a superhero who doesn't kill. Honestly, I prefer the one who isn't a murderer. Comic book nerd out...
steve1961 - July 17, 2012, 11:16 am
Good to know...irrelevant but good to know...
onescientistsss - July 17, 2012, 11:02 am
a hurricane does create tornado inside itself

BATMAN - I am vengeance! I am the night! I AM BATMAN!

TAGS: batman
Rating: 3.46/5
Weapon X - August 12, 2009, 10:21 pm
BriaHere - July 31, 2009, 3:25 am
He looks like a Vampire Bat/Dracula whatever, this is too early for me to be awake.
DillyRat - July 31, 2009, 2:36 am
This guy is my new hero
LogicDude - June 19, 2009, 9:30 am
Looks more like Bat-Rabbi...where's his sidekick Bat-Goy?
agdaniele - June 18, 2009, 11:36 pm
Let this be a warning to women who sunbathe n**e in their back yards... Greybeards DO exist!!!


TAGS: catwoman batman scars back
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 4:51 pm

oh hell yeah.
rerun - June 4, 2011, 11:14 am

personal experience?

BATMAN - Lets see if he's got something on his belt for that

TAGS: batman vs superman
Rating: 3.74/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:33 pm
Well, he does carry kryptonite.


TAGS: batman
Rating: 4.68/5

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Krissie - October 18, 2011, 12:25 pm
I just sprayed my coffee on my keyboard after I noticed that this looks like Peter Griffin in costume. I really needed a good laugh! ;)

BATMAN - The Economy Effects Us All. No More Batmobile.

WHEN IN DOUBT ASK: WHAT WOULD BATMAN DO? - And then you will start to cry when you realize you are not Batman.

TAGS: batman
Rating: 3.46/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:44 pm
When in doubt I ask what would Sam Fisher do, and then I beat the hell out of someone and shoot them if it's really necessary.
Wurdsmyth - July 9, 2013, 2:05 am
... and the debate rages on... and in each alternative universe they invent....
steve1961 - January 21, 2013, 9:46 pm
Batman and Robin are fully deputized officers of the law, Citizen.
EmilioDumphque - January 21, 2013, 12:15 pm
Batman would get arrested for being a vigilante.

HARLEY QUINN - Fangirls are SCARY!!!!!

TAGS: harley quinn joker batman gotham city dark knight dc comics
Rating: 3.3/5

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jeffhardy25 - October 26, 2011, 7:29 pm

WIN - the artist is full of it.

TAGS: batman
Rating: 3.57/5

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Wonga - July 31, 2009, 12:12 am
You cannot quantify the win that is in that ph**o.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 1, 2008, 3:00 am
And for good reason! he is three dimensional, they are two dimensional, so to them, his p**** is an impossible hyperdimensional object!
Zac - November 29, 2008, 11:00 pm
Batman and Robin are staring right at this man's p****.

HOLY COW!!! - I'm Batman!!!

TAGS: cat shadow batman
Rating: 3.64/5

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spypengen - August 15, 2012, 2:31 pm
5illy cat. Everyone know5 Batman i5 a dog.

BATDOG - I am the protector of the innoce... SQUIRREL!!

BATMAN. - He May Be A Wimp. But He Is A Rich Wimp. With Kryptonite.


NO, YOU MOVE - I'm the god damn Batman!

TAGS: batman robin green hornet kato bruce lee wayne
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Mega48man - May 25, 2011, 3:29 pm
true, you can't beat that. however, that's the green hornet, it's guns...that shoot bullets
Guest091 - July 18, 2009, 11:01 am
I must admit, this Batmobile was probably the best one of them all featured on the show/movies. You can't be a classic ride.

Punt? -

TAGS: batman without robin
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by ughomer

2littleowls - January 1, 2014, 11:32 pm
Piñata !!!!
2littleowls - January 1, 2014, 11:32 pm
Piñata !!!!
ughomer - September 25, 2013, 7:32 am
"Pigskin" and "Hang Time" ~ only Pwissy would make such a comment!! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!
MissPriss - September 25, 2013, 1:06 am
Wow, that pigskin certainly has some awesome " hang" time.
Sho - September 24, 2013, 10:23 pm
Suggest he looks for a cave cuz it might get to bright for him outside
GaryO - September 24, 2013, 7:53 pm
Man, I don’t know, never seen anyone hung like THAT before.
lgvernon - September 24, 2013, 1:33 pm

Batter up!!!
falloutghoul - September 24, 2013, 8:58 am
Stand underneath, looking up, wearing a clown mask.

TWO FACE - Heads I destroy Gotham city, tails I destroy the whole country ...Tails.

TAGS: obama batman
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - September 6, 2013, 1:10 am
thanks. It's hard to find the data online. There's much more data to go through on the sister site, Politifake.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 26, 2013, 12:14 am
Or el WTFO-dorino if you're into that sorta thing. 5L on your research.
agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 8:12 pm
Not WTF.... it's WTFO (or WTFX, if you prefer)
vihtori - December 10, 2009, 7:59 pm
wow. i chkd all the quotes. they are all bunk. wtf?
WTFO - November 8, 2009, 10:54 pm
Thanks. The answer to your questions is, guy. However, it took me a couple of minutes to understand because I don't read chat fluently.
boeweizer - November 7, 2009, 2:33 am
nice work guy or gal idk what u are bc ur behind a screen so mooo

EPIC BATTLE - Batman Must Overcome The Impossible

LOOK ME IN THE EYES - and say you wouldn't do the same

TAGS: lazy batman
Rating: 3.7/5

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SoundWave117 - July 16, 2010, 4:47 pm
I would do it.
kerkpyrrus - February 16, 2010, 9:44 pm
as in he is g** and soccer is for fags? lol
Derek - January 5, 2010, 4:07 pm
Perfectly reasonable though not quite in keeping with Bruce's image.

FINISH HIM!!! - Anyone Who Thinks That Batman Could Beat Superman In A Fight Is A Retard!!!

TAGS: superman batman fight awesome
Rating: 2.04/5

More motifakes by Jo Jo

xGNAx - November 3, 2009, 3:37 pm
They're both f***ing tanks, but seriously, does anyone read this ****? IT'S f***ING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xGNAx - November 3, 2009, 3:02 pm
No. Batman is smarter, has enough resources, and plenty of money to handle Superman.
ComicGeekGal - August 29, 2009, 9:30 pm
Wow, anyone who thinks this doesn't read comic books. Batman beat Superman without a plan in Hush, could you imagine if he HAD a plan? Obviously, you're a f*cktard if you think that Batman doesn't carry Kyrptonite on his utility belt.
none ya - August 17, 2009, 1:47 pm
it's called kryptonite.
Toussaint - February 23, 2009, 8:22 pm
Superman takes it; no match.
Renee Pussman - February 23, 2009, 6:26 pm
Yeah, and then after Superman recovered he lazer eye'd the f*** out of that faggot Batman. Shut the f*** up joey, you don't know anything you f***ing ***k squeezer.
joey - February 23, 2009, 1:04 pm
batman did beat superman the joker controlled superman with red kryptonite then batman beat the **** out of him
Renee Pussman - January 26, 2009, 6:55 pm
Hey john doe... Shut the f*** up!
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:46 am
and im not directing this to the motifake mafia btw..so no puting a hit out on me god d*** it.im yall's underling.lmao.yall's padawan.lmao.
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:45 am
lmao...acually i just wanted to jump in on the drama,hate being left out.and u f***bags can say wut u want about me,all talk,no play.thats wut u are.
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:43 am
ohh,least i forget the douchebags(not u overlord) who say there just cartoons...yeah no **** einstien,the thing is,its a fun topic to talk about.keyword,FUN! ***kCHEESE'S.we get the fact there not real.do you?
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:39 am
anyway...f***'em both...chuck norris beat's them both...OMG,im on the norris bandwagen now,lmao.
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:38 am
WOW!..you put up a poster of superman beating up batman,and man,will it start some drama.lmao.
poope - October 29, 2008, 4:09 pm
Overlord Douchebag - October 29, 2008, 11:33 am
We're on childish provocations already?
poope - October 29, 2008, 11:18 am
You know what? You are all Faggots! hahaha, eat **** you stupid f*** faces!
mortoth - October 28, 2008, 8:12 pm
of course superman could beat batman hes got every power under the god d***ed sun and thats why superman sucks hes boreing
your child again - October 28, 2008, 4:22 pm
Yes, "be should' have. Dumbf*** ****sucker, eat my a**, lick out my filthy diseased anus dripping with pus, and die like the sheepf***ing dip**** you are, you pile of poope!
poope - October 28, 2008, 11:34 am
Hey poope and treners' illegitimate child, be should have aborted you!
poope and treners' illegitmate child - October 27, 2008, 6:20 pm
My parents are dumbasses.
Overlord Douchebag - October 27, 2008, 5:52 pm
Yes, that's lovely. Go see RONSART for your Card to get out. Have a nice day.
poope - October 27, 2008, 5:24 pm
hey overlord... f*** you too.
Overlord Douchebag - October 26, 2008, 7:26 pm
poope and Treners, please see RONSART for your Cards. I suggest you use them.
Treners - October 26, 2008, 7:06 pm
Poor, poor poope. Obvious Oedipus Complex.
poope - October 26, 2008, 4:52 pm
No dumb ****. By causing massive internal bleeding from the blunt force of my ***k smashing down on you. You have never even had *** before Treners, and you probably never will. so you can go f*** yourself
Treners - October 23, 2008, 6:17 pm
Hey, you just named everyone else that was there f***ing your Mom with me! As for your ***k, what are you talking about? Lethal injection with that teeny needle???
poope - October 23, 2008, 5:36 pm
Treners, The only time you have ever had *** is with your hand, your brother, or your dog you faggot, so don't act like you are all cool. And I wish I could find you. I would kill you with my ***k!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 23, 2008, 1:13 pm
Hold on a motherf***ing second here! "Batman is superior in every way"??? Let's see them both fly through the sun and see who's smiling afterwards. Bats is awesome, to be sure, but Superman is the godd*** Superman!
LogicDude - October 23, 2008, 1:03 pm
You want to find me poope? Go look in your Mom's room...I'm the one wearing the Batman mask and Superman cape f***ing your Mom in the a**.
poope - October 23, 2008, 11:47 am
Hey Treners, f*** you! You stupid piece of ****. Eat a fat ***k and then choke on it you b****. I would kill you if I knew who you were.
Treners - October 22, 2008, 5:42 pm
Seriously, who f***ing cares about who could beat who? They're fictional characters. Get a life, for f***s sake.
Renee - October 22, 2008, 4:42 pm
Seriously, YOU are such a f*** face. Batman could NOT beat Superman. f***ing idiot. And Supes has beaten Batman before many times. f*** you stupid f***er
Jebus2099 - October 21, 2008, 10:05 pm
Who ever posted this is the real retard! It has been proven time and time again that Batman is superior in every way and could take down not only Superman but almost everyone else in the JLA. If you want proof read "Batman: The Dark Knight Returns" and th
pro - October 16, 2008, 3:19 am
OD: thanks for your concern about my a**! But go easy on the MotiFatwa, eh? MWLF: you're welcome! RON: you know how to spoil a boy! I hope you're a ***y nurse with big bre***s and a red box...
RON - October 16, 2008, 2:05 am
Overlord Douchebag - October 16, 2008, 12:52 am
No, but I can put one out now. Whoever removes pro from Motifake for all eternity gets spared from the Nightmare Realm. So..Hurry up, chop chop.
Johnny - October 16, 2008, 12:41 am
Wow.. Pro, inviting the wrath of the motifake.com mafia. Anyone have a contract out on him?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:21 am
I'm sorry, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, pro can lick my anus and then write an essay about how its the best out of all the anii he's ever tasted. nah, no hard feelings. :)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:19 am
-- clothes, so you smell like piss and bile. And then the victim finally dies and he ****s himself, so you smell **** and piss and bile, and then you notice your shoelace is untied. Some days, huh?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:18 am
Thank you, Pro, for the spelling correction! Gee whiz I hate to make mistakes. It's almost as annoying as when you're killing a guy, and you've prepared for the blood everywhere, and then suddenly there's piss and bile everywhere, and it gets on your cl
Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 10:22 pm
I can honestly say I never have been, Porcelina. And it's not something I want to experience. I may be an Overlord of unfathomable douchebaggery, but I have my limits.
Roamer - October 15, 2008, 9:50 pm
In Soviet Russia girl ra** you. ^_^
Porcelina - October 15, 2008, 9:35 pm
Oh, don't act like you've never been invaded by p**** creature from the dark beyond
Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 9:23 pm
I'm not angry, I just don't want your dumb a** getting us invaded by p**** creatures from the dark beyond.
pro - October 15, 2008, 9:08 pm
Nah, I'm not surprised.
pro - October 15, 2008, 9:08 pm
Has anybody ever told you you look charming when you're angry, OD?
Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 8:39 pm
Go suck a ***k, pro. MWLF could call down an invasion of countless Multi-p****-ed beasts from beyond the stars. Do you REALLY want to piss him off?
pro - October 15, 2008, 7:11 pm
MWLF: it's spelled "etiquette". (You faggot hoover f***er, go eat **** and die.)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 15, 2008, 6:04 pm
Ahh, the genteel manners and loquacious ettiquette of the internet!
renee - October 15, 2008, 4:28 pm
Ummm, who asked you faggot face? Why don't you go eat **** and die.
LilGerm - October 15, 2008, 4:00 pm
ANYONE who argues about the fighting skills of fictional characters is...well, you know the rest!

THE DARK KNIGHT - Is not amused

TAGS: batman dog
Rating: 2.84/5

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lucas - January 22, 2009, 12:07 am
neither am i


TAGS: batman punch dark knight
Rating: 2.7/5

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... - August 18, 2009, 8:20 am
Stiff as a frozen zombie, Keaton's Batman uses Steven Segal's "Im just gonna stand here while you run into my fists" school of fighting.



HURR HURR - I'm a Batman :3

TAGS: hurr durr burr ima batman
Rating: 1.07/5

More motifakes by runtor

Claire - November 28, 2010, 2:56 am
He extorts it.
ICEMAN - November 28, 2010, 2:54 am
Aggy has his secret stash.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:54 am

like a cattle farm, only cattle farm is better
Claire - November 28, 2010, 2:52 am
I've never heard of it, so probably not.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:51 am

they still make that?
ICEMAN - November 28, 2010, 2:50 am
Yep, Aggy is old school alright. He would suffocate that barbarian with his Hai Karate cologne.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 2:45 am
Bon huit!
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:44 am
I gave in to temptation... I voted >_< Gave myself a whopping 1, though!
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 2:42 am
Ciao, rerun... mille bacci!
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:42 am
Yeah, I thought that a bit strange to hear of snow up there so early. Usually we don't see a hint of it 'till late January! Mid 30's, I can deal with that!
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 2:42 am
If you had a smile like Claire, you'd be safe. I'd have that barbarian out cold in a second if he crossed me. I'm no internet bully. Old-school, here.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:40 am
Goodnight. And nah, not gonna vote. As I said before (and I meant it), I couldn't care less about getting high votes. I just made these to show my cousin 'cause I thought it sounded funny in my head.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:40 am
*mid 30's
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:39 am

g/night sunshine.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:39 am
No fair aggy, I bet if I had a barbarian like Claire, you feel the same for me...lol Goodnight
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:38 am
had a cold spell and the usual screams of snow (early for this year) but the rain has moved it back up to the low 40's down to low 30's at night
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 2:38 am
Everyone have a good night, and play nice... or I'll come back and ban everyone I see logged on. Except Claire, of course.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:37 am

Isn't Saint Cloud cold this time of year as well?
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:36 am

you going to vote on your poster? Or did you give yourself a 1?
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:35 am
Hahah. Sure isn't. -__- Hey, Monkeylove, so you're from Portland, Oregon? I hear the weather is getting pretty cold up there! I can't wait 'till I'm back up there.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 2:33 am
Nothing g** about that.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:33 am
I was just kidding. I have no idea who Lucas is. I just threw that out there. Though, I did know a kid back in high-school jazz band named Lucas.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 2:30 am
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:29 am

sax? I would never have guessed.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:29 am
Who brief who? I'm so confused.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 2:28 am
He clearly didn't brief you on the reception you'd get here?
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:25 am
Oh, he's fine. He's been really excelling in his saxophone lessons recently. I hear he's trying out for the state orchestra!
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:24 am

Just curious, how is Lucas? He hasn't been around in awhile
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:21 am
I guess you're right, Rerun. That's gotta be my initials!
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:18 am
Hmmmm, weird. That's a saying in my hometown, too. Small world. Who woulda thought there would be more than one Portland with the exact same motto.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:18 am

figured that was your initials....so guess you would be the answer.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 2:17 am
At your service, dear. In the spirit of hellraiser... what is your pleasure?
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:17 am
Who you calling "RH", JC!
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:17 am
There is a saying where i live... Keep Portland Weird. I am willing to bet on this one.........([email protected]#%k Me)
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:16 am

why you blocking us RH?
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:15 am
Okay, I give up. It's a bunny.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 2:14 am
Where is that d*** Italian/Mexican transvestite of a mod when you need him?
rerun - November 28, 2010, 2:14 am

Mars? I thought is was a rather odd shaped piece of toast with a green symbol of puritianism on it
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:13 am
if it is OR, I don't claim him, ok guys?
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:12 am
Please , nooooo....
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:12 am
It's actually the planet Mars... Learn your planets -__-
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:11 am
it looks suspiciously like OR
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:11 am
Oh god, my geography sucks... what state is that?
runtor - November 28, 2010, 2:09 am
I said "All the time, wherever I go, I see stupid people". Somewhere along those lines :P
rerun - November 28, 2010, 1:59 am

you calling me an idiot? Thumb Wars!!!! I got $50.00 on Claire to win.
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:59 am
You should. I would very much like to know the context. And probably because I haven't been to Japan since I was 12. ;)
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:58 am
I'll be glad to translate it, though. If you want :)
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:57 am
Is that all you understand out of what I said? 'Cause if you were ever fluent, I would hope you remember at least more than just that. I mean those that don't speak a lick of Japanese know what "baka" is! Heheh
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:55 am
Much. However, I haven't been fluent for a number of years. I do still understand what "baka" means though.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:52 am
Haha, that was actually pretty funny, Rerun. I can't tell if you understood what I typed though, because your response makes sense both ways. :)
rerun - November 28, 2010, 1:51 am

sorry my bad, does is "tingle" or burn when you urinate? It actually does make a difference
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:49 am
I didn't have enough room to type it out fully. Itsumo to dokomo ni ikite bakajin o miru yo. Is that better for ya?
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:47 am
rerun - November 28, 2010, 1:44 am

Mainichi kikasarereba iya demo oboeru. Itsumo dokomo baka-jin.....I really hate this too, I usually take two tylenol & it clears me right up
Claire - November 28, 2010, 1:42 am
Neither is Japanese, apparently.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:38 am
I'm still confused as to what constitutes my need to speak to someone who's native to a language other than English. I never said it was my main language, but I never said it wasn't either... Mainichi kikasarereba iya demo oboeru. Itsumo dokomo baka-jin.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:28 am
Well, if you are interested, just take some time browse the site, forum and feel free to chat with us. we have several English as second/third language here. And trust me, not too many people post gold their first time.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:21 am
Good to know, Agdaniele. Thank you. It'll definitely save me a lot of un-needed internet drama (though, occasionally it provides a bit of humor sometimes).
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 1:12 am
You can actually right-click the preview, and save-as... if you don't want to submit
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 28, 2010, 1:08 am
Then make it somewhere else.
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:06 am
Do people compete for votes or some crap on this site? That's pretty ridiculous. I just made this for my own personal use.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:05 am
browse the site a little bit, and keep trying. If you have questions, pm some of the folks labled as greybeards
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:05 am
browse the site a little bit, and keep trying. If you have questions, pm some of the folks labled as greybeards
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 1:03 am
Ok, I googled it.... 1L
runtor - November 28, 2010, 1:00 am
Google "Hurr I'm a durr".
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 12:59 am
I will withhold voting until someone explains this to me.

THE JOKER - he likes to make pencils disappear

TAGS: joker batman
Rating: 1.3/5
Madi - January 3, 2009, 9:57 pm
lol...some things sound so wrong out of context.
Jaylin - August 7, 2008, 9:09 pm
Yeah so " dont blow the situation out of proportion"


CHRISTMAS - It's not for everyone.

TAGS: batman christmas not for everyone
Rating: 3.18/5

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BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 5:21 pm
I lol'd. Nice...

ALFRED - .um... no. I think I will skip the batrope again today Better bring the limo

THE BATMAN FAMILY - A family that beats the holy #%#% out of evil together stays together.

TAGS: batman family
Rating: 3.89/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 6, 2013, 7:36 pm
Should be arrested and charged as vigilantes.

BATMAN - Little known fact: He was an English major

TAGS: batman robin
Rating: 3.67/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 8:12 pm
-shakes head- Oh, Bruce. You make use laugh, and then you make us cry. You bastard. You funny, sad, heroic bastard.

1966 BATMOBILE - Bitchin'.

TAGS: batmobile cars oldies batman
Rating: 3.23/5

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TheSarge - November 10, 2009, 6:55 am
Lincoln Futura concept car. I stand corrected. I can't belive I actually looked this nonsense up.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 5:18 pm
and its one of the toughest cars on the planet!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 5:17 pm
its not a pontiac it was a lincoln.
TheSarge - November 2, 2009, 2:46 pm
It's a GTO with a garbage body kit.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 10:19 am
george barris made that car out of a lincoln and like 500lbs of bondo
Derek - July 26, 2009, 7:49 pm
It's still pretty good
Poopalicious - May 16, 2009, 1:27 pm
Some dude has one here in Billings, MT, so no, not b****in

DISTRACTIONS - Batman knows how to take full advantage of them

TAGS: batman g** harassment
Rating: 1.94/5

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Treehodger - December 28, 2009, 2:48 pm
And no one noticed that the Wonder Twins, of whom are TWINS, are making out in the background? Poor silly super heros.

CROSSOVERS - I'll bet on the grim brooding one.

BATMAN BEGINS - The Early Years

TAGS: batman baby
Rating: 2.2/5

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Batman Bin Suparman - March 15, 2009, 9:17 am
Batman - Year One

AND SO - it begins

TAGS: batman joker binladen
Rating: 4.46/5

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Zealot - May 10, 2011, 9:06 pm
0-0 it all makes sense now


SAM FISHER WILL GET THE JOB DONE ONCE AND FOR ALL - If Gotham City Was Being Protected By Sam Fisher All Super Villains Would Be Dead And The City Would Be Safe For Good.

BLUE BEETLE & BOOSTER GOLD - Greatest duo in comics!

PHILOSOPHY - Joker Approved

TAGS: philosophy joker batman
Rating: 2.19/5

AMALGAMS - they really don't get more epic than this

THE ECONOMY - “Billionaire Bruce Wayne announced record losses and severe budget cuts…”

BATMAN - Even he isn't exempt to the economic downturn and gas prices ...

YOUR NAMETAG - says Bruce.

TAGS: batman cosplay stupid
Rating: 3.29/5

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agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 9:12 am

BATMAN RIDES AN ELEPHANT - Some photos just don't need captions...

TAGS: batman animals elephant
Rating: 2.92/5

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BuzzBomb - July 5, 2008, 3:08 pm
Wow... The MWLF.... I feel so honored?
Sean - July 4, 2008, 11:53 pm
Long live the M.W.L.F.!
Captain Douchebag - July 4, 2008, 11:50 pm
MWLF strikes again.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 4, 2008, 11:25 pm
...and yet you gave it one.

THE BATMAN OF ZUR-EN-AARH - Wow! Bats musta been totally stoned that night!

TAGS: the batman of zur en aarh d c comics dark knight joker rip
Rating: 2.88/5

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cbc_rules - August 1, 2009, 12:07 pm
Actually, in that particular issue, he was stoned. He was on some kind of crystal meth or something.
Agent K - July 29, 2009, 10:10 pm
gave me a good chuckle so 5 poodles for you

PHOTO BOMB - Get out of here foul beast!

TAGS: batman bomb
Rating: 3.83/5

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70+ YRS AND IT'S STILL WRONG... - Sure, one typo in 1939... It's "Catman", "Catman" ya schmucks!!!!

SUPERMAN - The 'S' isn't for smart!

TAGS: superman shakespeare idiot batman actors embarrassing
Rating: 3.72/5

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agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:45 pm
I'm watching IP addys... only seems to be a few.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:43 pm
I had picked up on it a little bit, but I didn't realize it was a pandemic.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:43 pm
Only a few... you notice them when number of votes are relatively low. I figure it's some jaded seedlings... although I've seen some poster-less timmys lurking lately, too.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:41 pm
Have been for days now, Haar... haven't noticed? There's a few behind tyhe scenes 1L-ing most everything.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
Another diamond. Were the timmies out in force today?
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:44 pm
LMFAO! 5 S's

LADIES MAN - When you got both Batgirl & Wonder Woman fighting over you, you're officially a chick magnet.


IF THIS IS THE JUSTICE LEAGUE... - ...then I'd hate to see the Avengers.

TAGS: dc comics batman superman green lantern question arrow wonder woman superheros
Rating: 2.39/5

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Mega48man - May 11, 2011, 8:14 pm
batman looks epic as hell
Acey - May 15, 2009, 3:39 pm
Yeah but what's up with SuperFlab
zagato - May 4, 2009, 11:14 pm
the green arrow is not that bad


TAGS: joker batman
Rating: 3.53/5

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Culos - January 29, 2009, 4:54 pm
Sorry Ron, didn't check the approval queue so I used the same pic. Slightly different caption though ;-)

THE US NAVY KALMAR - So awesome not even Batman has one.

TAGS: seabees navy cargo batman awesome
Rating: 2.64/5

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bill - October 10, 2009, 11:31 pm
Cerebus42 - October 10, 2009, 10:36 pm
I have to ask, what makes a glorified forklift "awesome"?

BATMAN - Chuck Norris is next!

TAGS: batman superman
Rating: 2.5/5

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Ryan - October 28, 2008, 2:38 am
what movie is that off of?
Toussaint - September 3, 2008, 8:35 pm
Please! Superman is taking a nap fighting batman.
Zaknafeiin - July 11, 2008, 1:57 pm
Batman 3: Death by Sodomy


DON'T YOU DARE - ever make a sequel!

TAGS: watchmen sequel rumors batman b**** slap comics superheroes
Rating: 3.87/5

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Zagato - March 29, 2010, 10:03 pm
no sir, because batman will pimp smack it in the face.
Kainim - February 15, 2010, 10:31 am
because batman will smack it in the face?

BATMAN - Although A Hardened Crime Fighter, I Still Feel Sorry For Him

BATMAN - Proof that the Dungeons and Dragons alignment system is a load of bullocks.

TAGS: batman dungeons dragons
Rating: 3.77/5

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Ed-Hyde - May 28, 2010, 12:29 pm
Not bad at all
MissRed - May 28, 2010, 11:47 am
I see afew mods in this picture no? Very well done 4L
MidbossVyers - May 28, 2010, 11:33 am
Well, it seems I fail at British-style speaking. Oh, well, it adds to the entertainment.
Derek - May 27, 2010, 5:35 pm
Oh, and; good matrix
Derek - May 27, 2010, 5:33 pm
Bollocks = nonsense/testicles. Bullocks = castrated cattle.

BATMAN - Will not live much longer

TAGS: batman predators
Rating: 3.43/5

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ultimaterorschach - April 15, 2011, 12:41 pm
What the hell is a "TehOz"
TehOz - April 8, 2011, 7:56 pm
Cause TehOz is comin to get cha'


TAGS: liberals heros superman batman wonder woman conservatives can change and will be welcomed to the righteous side
Rating: 3.31/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 1:07 am
was there a hutch....or a side table?.....I really get off on side tables.
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:03 am
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:02 am
she just put n like a two hour tease session with amina
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 12:58 am
Stripping what?......Paint?, Lacquer?...A nice antique armoire?
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:51 am
Heven = Hedonist Heaven
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:50 am
And I'll be on The Heven Channel, stripping. ;)
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:37 am
BTW, see ya in hell. I'll be there striping the flesh from the bones of Timmys.
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:36 am
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:35 am
JK. I have a Catholic friend so I can make these jokes and only get punched in the face half the time.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:34 am
thing of the past." Whew. The blasphemy just flew from from me.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:33 am
There's a joke I could make here, but I fear I might go to hell...What are the chances? Here it goes! "I thought NAMBLA was simply a less popular addition to Catholic church. Innovative, because their intentions are in the open, and thus...transfers are a
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:23 am
You mean they're not the same people?? I gotta do some better research. ha
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:17 am
I think you're mistaking liberals for NAMBLA. jk
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:16 am
I dunno, he runs around the city at night in tights with an underage boy in underoos? Sounds pretty liberal to me.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:03 am
Batman isn't a liberal! He's a venture capitalist!
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:01 am
I am being super-cereal!
Bah - October 30, 2009, 2:01 pm
They have to save us from Man-Bear-Pig!
Gort - August 14, 2009, 2:37 pm
Batman is a Liberal? You really are sh**gunning Teh 0ne's Kool-Aid aren't you?
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:00 am
And I almost thought I'd found my side :(
Jmac0585 - May 22, 2009, 11:07 am
Can we find out which ones are bulletproof? Soon?
mrawesomo - May 17, 2009, 11:51 pm
it's heroes not heros
Erecrottod - April 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
Liberals + "Heros" = 1
HAHA - April 2, 2009, 9:44 pm
Hector - March 23, 2009, 12:07 pm
Heroes with two E's. Did I miss the grammar/spelling memo? I know I've missed some.
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:14 am
I enjoy good debate and appreciate your point of view as well. Thanks for being one of the few who don't lash out with "racist" at the drop of the hat. I'm tired of that BS. It seems to be the defense used by Timmys all over the site.
RONSART - January 25, 2009, 12:05 am
Made me lol...and then had to quit sitting around in my underwear while on Motifake...you too, make me laugh sir...even though we,re probably 180 degrees apart...keep up the good fight...your ideas do make me think...thanks!
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:01 am
Yea, I had some inspiration there for a while. What's your opinion of the underwear zing?
RONSART - January 24, 2009, 11:52 pm
Thanks WTFO...just trying to keep up with you Conservatives...lol
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 11:41 pm
Okay, Ron. That was funny as hell. Kudos, bud.
RON - January 24, 2009, 6:33 pm
CUBBY...did,nt you get the memo?...Batman voted for the Dark Democrat...lol
Cubbybear - January 24, 2009, 6:12 pm
The Dark Knight is not a liberal
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 5:16 pm
Ah the arrogance and naivety of liberals. Thinking they have supernatural powers to "save the world" because they know what's best for mere mortals. The truth is they're not better or smarter than others, they just like to run around in their underwear.
LogicDude - January 24, 2009, 4:52 pm
Well that WOULD explain how their enemies always get away...what with the soft approach to crime and all.

...STOLE MY BIKE? - I guess its the "Catpod" now.

NICHOLSON VS. LEDGER - Which Joker is better? Vote now. The debate rages on.

TAGS: batman joker ledger nicholson
Rating: 3.13/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 4:49 pm
REGISTER , dammit >__> im passing this to vampirefreaks -com for reviews // heath gives me an ORGASM everytime i see him Growl @ brian (fake batman on video)
aaa - September 13, 2009, 4:56 pm
Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 1:16 am
It is like picking beween two h** models that are twin sisters. I can't do it at all!
Mr. Nemo - July 31, 2009, 1:55 pm
I don't believe they are even in the same category. Like trying to compare Adam West to any of the others. Jack play 50's gangster style and Heath played new style. Both did a great job.


TAGS: batman
Rating: 2.45/5

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scottie eisele - October 28, 2008, 2:51 pm
Blunt force trauma to the face
TigerKid - September 20, 2008, 10:21 am
And child support


TAGS: joker chuck norris batman
Rating: 2.25/5

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FatherTyme - December 21, 2010, 8:38 am
Nice Chuck Norris statement Capn'. Well deserving of 4 out of 5 roundhouse kicks :)
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 6:46 pm
chuck norris has no bed, he has no home, he lives in the minds of people who fear him

THE BATMOBILE - The Prototype Just Didn't Measure Up.

THE BATERANG - Brought to you by Blammo


Motivation -

Fatman -

The Writing's On The Wall -

TAGS: nemesis batman superman superhero grafitti
Rating: 4.77/5

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Greybeard - July 7, 2014, 11:06 pm
Thank you :)
MissPriss - July 7, 2014, 1:43 am
Bahaha and 5L of my famous teehees.

EVERY TOOL AND SPRAY IN THE BOOK - But nothing to rid him of his feelings for robin.

THE JOKER 2013 - he just got creepier

TAGS: joker new52 batman dc sup***illain
Rating: 4.25/5

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Brawler - June 30, 2013, 4:59 am
Holy ****ass... :D That's creepy.. Well done.
Reality Lord - February 10, 2013, 3:46 pm

creepy. think about dropping this over to http://www.theshivers.net/ as well. ty

COOKIES - They make the never-ending battle against evil so worth it.

BATMAN VS SUPERMAN - This fight would be so much more epic if the winner wasn't determined by a green rock.

GREENER - You'd think Bruce Wayne could end this argument by buying a crapload of carbon credits!

TAGS: september challenge green arrow vs green batman
Rating: 3.42/5

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Anonymous2 - September 15, 2009, 9:54 am
Wait, I thought the Batmobile ran off of Atomic batteries and turbines... nuclear is very "green", unless there's a meltdown.

GOTHAM CITY - ...is proud to announce that we have once again been named, "One of the Safest Big Cities in America".

TAGS: batman
Rating: 3.35/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2009, 12:02 am
Unless you're "the robin" .....in that case, Thursday nights and bring your whip.
Skeeter11766 - December 20, 2009, 11:22 pm
Don't f*** with the Batman.

BATMAN - Screw Gangnam Style!


TAGS: jesus batman
Rating: 1.7/5

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Lardcomposite - June 17, 2010, 12:49 am
I'm a perfectionist with a ph**oshop fetish.
Claire - June 17, 2010, 12:11 am
Next time, just use the "Create" tab.

Talent -

Batman v Superman -

TAGS: batman superman chuck norris movie
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - April 28, 2015, 12:37 am
5L love it! You should post it over at remake as well.
concern3 - April 27, 2015, 4:23 am
excellent a 5er

THE BAT-CAVE - Always seemed cooler in the comics.

TAGS: nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah batman
Rating: 3.43/5

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alldaybuffet - July 4, 2010, 7:10 pm
You should see supermans hideout
Krissie - May 28, 2010, 7:18 pm
Thats it boys...sit under the bats...let 'em poop on you.

LOOK FOR MY SIGN - I'll Always Be Close By When You Need Me

TAGS: batman rules
Rating: 3/5

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robbidos - November 11, 2012, 12:10 pm
Beware the flying rabbit! lol
Derek - July 18, 2010, 5:35 pm
Great picture - it's really hard to a good sparkler picture like this.

UMM, BATMAN? - The other superheroes have been talking. You do wear the costume for the whole fighting crime thing, right?

THE DEVIL - He laughs at religion.

TAGS: sinfest the devil joker insane why so religious batman
Rating: 1.86/5
Bob D. Sailor - February 24, 2010, 8:08 pm
1L for utter crap.
What The? - February 11, 2009, 1:55 pm
Asinine. Don't take something awesome and turn it into... This.... Bleah.


QUITTER - So...I guess he won that whole "war on crime" thing, huh?

BRUCE WAYNE - Not so much a successful businessman as a failed communist.

TAGS: batman bruce wayne billionaire commie idiot
Rating: 3.71/5

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agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 7:14 pm
LMAO!!!! 5L
BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 7:56 am
LMAO Wit...5 mishandled lucky a** Poodles to you

GREYBEARD BATMAN - Even after retirement, his thrill seeking days weren't over... Well at least untill his chute didn't open.

ARCHERY HUMOR - Sometimes it doesn't sound exactly the way you intended

TAGS: batman green arrow
Rating: 3.1/5

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Porcelina - March 9, 2009, 5:19 pm
Oh..if only all men had a great shaft.

LOOK, BATMAN... - If Robin's gone, you've got to move on.

JOB SECURITY - Just be grateful it hasn't been outsourced.

THE JOKER - he duz it for teh Lulz

BATMAN - "Look at the time!! My stories are on!!"